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It’s always the most unassuming guy who turns out to be the psychopath. And this guy is so unassuming that he’s often impossible to find in a crowd. Whether you call him Waldo or Wally, he could sneak up behind you and slit your throat before you even get his name out. He’s also got his girlfriend Wanda who helps him with his crimes, and his dog, Woof, who disposes of the bodies. If you ever see a red and white striped shirt, you better be on your guard. You better hope you don’t have what he wants. But what he ultimately wants is to not be found. To be left alone. Just ignore him and he’ll go away. Or wear this shirt so that he’ll know that you know what he’s up to.

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