There is a theory which states that the entire Star Wars story is being told from the perspective of R2-D2. This would explain why Artoo takes on such a heroic role all the time. And it would also explain why he and Threepio are in every single movie. They are, in fact, the only characters that appear in episodes one through seven, going on eight. Although, it doesn’t quite explain why the prequels were so bad… *shrug* I guess nothing ever will. Wrap this cloth around your torso to remind you of what a badass R2-D2 is.

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