You wander into the woods and come across a trail made of discarded catnip toys. You follow the trail deep into the forest and come across an abandoned cottage with a door on the side of it leading, presumably, to its basement. You open the door and are immediately attacked by a flock of bats that fly past you and into the night. You cast retractable claw and catch only one bat. Putting the bat’s carcass into your bag of holding, you carefully tread down the stairs into the cottage basement and find… a group of kittens playing D&D. You join them. They give you this shirt. You are moved by their generosity.

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