Sometimes you just have to feel your sadness. Also, sadness goes great with an aged single malt whiskey. It sterilizes the sadness and turns it into a pleasant numbness. Just don’t plan on going anywhere for a while. Either sit at the bar or lay down; whatever, just don’t try to walk or your trip over your detachable tail. Or bump you oversized head into a wall. And wouldn’t that just be typical?

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