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Category Archives: Novelty T-shirts

I’m Made of Hydrogen!

Written on February 2, 2017 at 9:56 am, by

Every once in a while you have to just take a seat and realize “wow… I’m made of star stuff.”  Continue Reading »

Behold the Bird Bird Eight

Written on February 1, 2017 at 10:16 am, by

This plucky little fella makes his home in a galaxy far, far away, but occasionally migrates south where one can  Continue Reading »

Fit’ness Bowl of Nachos in My Mouth

Written on January 26, 2017 at 9:52 am, by

How do I love nachos? Let me count the ways. I just love the salty crunch of a nacho along  Continue Reading »

Some Assembly Required

Written on January 25, 2017 at 9:56 am, by

I moved recently and as such, I wandered around IKEA for a while looking at stuff I might need for  Continue Reading »

Melts In the Microwave, Not In Your Hand

Written on January 24, 2017 at 9:27 am, by

Remember these phones? They were great for talking to people on. That’s about it. I mean, you couldn’t even text  Continue Reading »

Speech Impediment

Written on January 19, 2017 at 9:57 am, by

It’s like the Smurfs when they substitute random words with “smurf.” It really is a speech impediment that should be  Continue Reading »

And Beyond…

Written on January 18, 2017 at 9:52 am, by

Ya know what? It takes some real balls to turn this joke into a T-shirt. I mean, it’s not like  Continue Reading »

To be born free

Written on January 17, 2017 at 10:05 am, by

Born to be free of the constraints of society and roam the countryside writing about my adventures. Born to write  Continue Reading »

Learn to Shoot

Written on January 12, 2017 at 9:51 am, by

I’m pretty sure I’ve been through this before, but I’m going to repeat it in case those in the back  Continue Reading »

The Man With No Heart

Written on January 11, 2017 at 10:20 am, by

I have a confession to make. I’ve been watching a lot of Grey’s Anatomy lately. In case you didn’t know,  Continue Reading »