A few of the links that remain lead to sites nobody could vouch for after all these years, so they are marked and you click them at your own risk.

Every once in a while you have to just take a seat and realize "wow... I'm made of star stuff." The same stuff that's in a star is inside of me. All you have to do is heat me up to a billion degrees and I'll explode into a beautiful sun. Actually, that seems pretty uncomfortable. Ya know, what being a star isn't as glamorous as it seems. Looks good from far away, but up close it's just a big ball of burning gas. Wrap this cloth around your torso to remind yourself that, in another universe, you're probably radioactive.

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