A few of the links that remain lead to sites nobody could vouch for after all these years, so they are marked and you click them at your own risk.

You learn the controls, you follow the story, you defeat your enemies, and accomplish your goals. Just look at life as a fully immersive video game and you'll coast through it just fine. Just don't go around killing people. I mean... a case can be made for self-defense, but, in general, people aren't zombies... yet. They're their own people living their own lives, playing their own games, collecting their own coins, accomplishing their own achievements. Life is a game, so wear this T-shirt to remember that and be the best Mario you can be.

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