Author Archives: Gregg
404 T-Rex Not Found
Written on March 30, 2015 at 9:56 am, by Gregg
Some days you just have to step away from the computer. Not because you want to, but because everything is Continue Reading »
How to Tie a Tie
Written on February 23, 2015 at 8:54 am, by Gregg
Let's address the 2,000 pound gorilla in the room. You don't know how to tie a tie. You are 30 Continue Reading »
Boom Stick
Written on February 16, 2015 at 8:54 am, by Gregg
Facing undead hordes can be hard work. But if you're able to rise to the occasion, there's only one way Continue Reading »
Ziggy Startrooper
Written on February 9, 2015 at 8:58 am, by Gregg
"Aren't you a little fabulous for a Stormtrooper?" is what all the chicks will be saying when you wear this Continue Reading »
Cat Butt
Written on January 26, 2015 at 8:20 am, by Gregg
It's no wonder that cats rule the Internet. I mean, the ancient Egyptians had it right when they made them Continue Reading »
Mario Puppet
Written on November 19, 2013 at 7:56 pm, by Gregg
Sad, sad Mario. All you want to do is rescue the princess but you are chained to the decisions of Continue Reading »
Onward!
Written on November 14, 2013 at 2:40 pm, by Gregg
...Yes. It's exactly what it looks like. A giraffe carrying a cutlass, riding a shark as it leaps from the Continue Reading »
The Highest of Fives
Written on November 6, 2013 at 1:08 pm, by Gregg
I'm sorry to disappoint, but today's epic shirt is not available in adult sizes. The site isn't kidding on the Continue Reading »
Dont' Feed
Written on October 22, 2013 at 8:02 pm, by Gregg
This is a neat idea if you have a kid with an allergy, but I can't help but think this Continue Reading »
Optical T-llusion
Written on October 1, 2013 at 2:52 pm, by Gregg
The designer says the optical illusion designed to "enhance the male shape." That's obviously bullshit, but there actually is an Continue Reading »