Some links in this post have been removed, because the sites behind them are gone or have been taken over. The words are still here; the destinations have wandered off. A few of the links that remain lead to sites nobody could vouch for after all these years, so they are marked and you click them at your own risk.
What’s not to love about unicorns? Seriously? Their horns can cure cancer, they poop rainbows, and they make a tasty spam ‘n eggs.
And they’re probably the most airbrushable of all mythical creatures. Sorry dragons. And Dale Earnhardt.
You may not believe in unicorns. That’s fine. It just means you don’t have a pure heart. Sidebar, seriously read the unicorn-watching tips. That guy knows what he’s talking about.
Plus, Robocop rode one.