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Governor Mojo's Greatest Threat

Cookies! Katanas! And a dead dad! These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little walker hunters! But Professor  Continue Reading »

 

WHERE IS HE?

Everyone's always looking for a droid, am I right? I know I want a droid. Get me one of those  Continue Reading »

 

The Merc with the Large Mouth Bass

YAR! Deadpoolbeard here to hoist ye scurvy-ridden bastards on the gangplank! I don't really know that much pirate talk, but  Continue Reading »

 

The Savior of Hell's Kitchen

I love this shirt because of the classic religious imagery juxtaposed with the guy who calls himself the Devil. I  Continue Reading »

 

Eight

One of the more intriguing things about BB-8 is his name. He's the 8th variation of the BB model. So  Continue Reading »

 

The Force Will Be With You, Whynot?

You must feel the Force inside you as the Slurm courses through your veins. No, that's not the radioactivity, although  Continue Reading »

 

The Best Concert in the Galaxy

Even if you can't understand a word they're saying, you'll still rock hard to the sounds of the Max Rebo  Continue Reading »

 

The Feminist Tiger

Okay, yeah, so Shere Khan is traditionally cast as a male, but, honestly, men can be feminists, too. And Shere  Continue Reading »

 

Huntin' Bounty, Rockin' Faces

Looks like bounty hunting isn't the only thing Boba's doing to finance his 'Vett. The Fett's gone into producing epic  Continue Reading »

 

A Long Time Ago...

There are two things I've always wanted to know about the Star Wars universe. 1) What's the name of the  Continue Reading »