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The Newest Disney Princess

She wakes up every morning and womprats prepare her clothes. She lived with seven Jawas after she was sent away  Continue Reading »

 

The Hero of Canton

A man walks down the street wearing a T-shirt like this, and you know he's not afraid of anything. Because  Continue Reading »

 

In Another Jungle

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze! It means look for the bear necessities, the  Continue Reading »

 

GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!

I don't know where you thought all that Care Bear power came from, but the most likely explanation is alien  Continue Reading »

 

The 4th is Nigh

There are still a couple weeks until May the 4th, so you can order this shirt now and have it  Continue Reading »

 

Size Matters Not

Catch them all, I must. To be the very best, I desire. What does a pocket Yoda do while locked  Continue Reading »

 

Cats Rule, Dogs Drool

People like to say that dogs are more intelligent than cats, but the only way they can really gauge that  Continue Reading »

 

Time for Warp Speed

Forget the Klingons, we've got a mysterious blue box over here that we need to investigate. No one has used  Continue Reading »

 

Batman Uses Kryptonite. It's Super Effective!

I haven't seen it yet, but from what I've heard, this shirt is all you really need to know about  Continue Reading »

 

The Lone Wolverine

The lone Wolverine crests from the red ocean. Rage consumes him. Vengeance will be his. He hungers. For poutine. Bub.  Continue Reading »