First, let me just say that I fell asleep during Breakfast of Champions and Slaughterhouse-Five. Which just proves you don't  Continue Reading »

If Up was a Tim Burton film, it definitely would have used a murder of crows to carry the house  Continue Reading »

Hello Preshrunk faithful! If you saw Jason's post a few weeks back, you knew that this awkward post was coming.  Continue Reading »

A little while ago, I spent some time thinking about why I can never seem to resurrect this site. I  Continue Reading »

I really want to say that this tee is the one I've been waiting my whole t-shirt blogging career for.  Continue Reading »

Hot damn! It's baseball season again! To be honest, I didn't think that I'd ever be the sort of guy  Continue Reading »

Holy shit! I know that this tee is super fucking punny — to the point of being completely absurd —  Continue Reading »

As winter has given way to springtime here in Los Angeles, I've found that my thoughts have been drifting off  Continue Reading »

Preshrunk pal Mack sent along this totally epic video that's bound for viral glory. That is, if it hasn't already  Continue Reading »

I swear that I'm not going to make a habit out of running shirts that haven't even been printed yet,  Continue Reading »