This is the archive of Preshrunk, 2004 to 2017. The site is coming back and is taking its time about it.

Skip to Content

Work Hard and Be Kind

This tee is still in the scoring phase over at Threadless — well, for the next four days at least  Continue Reading »

 

Cosmonaut

Oh, noble space monkeys... If anything in this world deserves a smoke, it's you. You pierced the stratosphere to make  Continue Reading »

 

Robot Rock

You know, there's something about seeing a Gundam going all London Calling on a guitar that brings massive amounts of  Continue Reading »

 

John Marley

Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Jason... While it may mostly appeal to the ironic hipster types, this shirt  Continue Reading »

 

Hanger Tea

While these aren't exactly t-shirts that you can wear — which is what I try to stick to — they're  Continue Reading »

 

I'll Never Stop Pooping

If you hadn't noticed, I've sorta been ramping back up on regular posts by running shirts from some of my  Continue Reading »

 

I'm With @Stupid

Yeah, it's a shirt from Threadless. Yeah, it's going for full price. Yeah, it's got a Twitter joke on it.  Continue Reading »

 

Coda

You know, for a software company, Panic has sure got some bad-ass swag. I wouldn't expect anything less from the  Continue Reading »

 

My New Phone

While I've always had a bit of a soft-spot for the pixelated work of my favorite internet cartoonist, I've gotta  Continue Reading »

 

Obama vs. Zombies

Fucking epic. Those are the only two words that could possibly do this shirt any justice. I voted for Barry  Continue Reading »