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McFLY!!!

Man who catches McFly is man who travels time. On the other time, we're all traveling in time, aren't we?  Continue Reading »

 

Genetic Work of Art

If you haven't seen Alien: Covenant and you want to avoid spoilers, turn back now. The Davidic Covenant: the Messiah  Continue Reading »

 

Galaxy Father

We're coming up on Father's Day which means it's time to recognize one of the greatest fathers of all time.  Continue Reading »

 

How Many Lives Do You Have?

You learn the controls, you follow the story, you defeat your enemies, and accomplish your goals. Just look at life  Continue Reading »

 

When You Need a Crook

We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel when we come to these guys to help us steal some stuff.  Continue Reading »

 

Winter is Coming, Bro

In the season finale of Game of Thrones, we saw that the two best buds, Sam and Jon, had been  Continue Reading »

 

Time Machine

This depiction of Link can't be the first person to blow into a cartridge and be teleported into the past;  Continue Reading »

 

We Need That Dipping Sauce

There's really not much more to this shirt than what you see. We need that Mulan sauce, Morty. We need  Continue Reading »

 

Marvel vs. DC

I don't know why I didn't see it before. Yes, of course the Guardians of the Galaxy are Marvel's answer  Continue Reading »

 

Two Decades Ago

All you '90s kids stand up and be counted. These are the days when it's cool to live in your  Continue Reading »