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Seven Levels

This is what happens when you try to mix Sonic the Hedgehog with Mario. You thought the rings were just  Continue Reading »

 

Universal Music

They say that math is the universal language. They also say that math is essential to music. So somehow math  Continue Reading »

 

Perfect for Your Gold Coin Bath

Dunk your face deep into your bath tub filled with gold coins and breath through your scuba tube because this  Continue Reading »

 

The Hero of the 1990s

The Hero of Time has glitched one too many times. He has now resorted to blowing into his own cartridge  Continue Reading »

 

Droid Love

We ain't here to BB-Hate. That's it. That's all I really have to say here. BB-Hate. That's the only joke  Continue Reading »

 

Let's Get Down to Business

You can see here exactly what it will take to bring this whole company into the realm of manliness. We  Continue Reading »

 

What the Empire Should Have Made

As long as we're making dinosaur-shaped mechanical behemoths, why not go all out and make them even more terrifying? This  Continue Reading »

 

Tale as Old as Time

The only thing that would make this image better is if Wade's last name was Hatfield. Unfortunately, there was no  Continue Reading »

 

Death Star High

Okay, but really, that's a good way for a storm trooper to get himself Force Choked to death. At what  Continue Reading »

 

ALL HAIL THE DROID

The great and mighty R2-D2 is here to school you on how to be a droid. So back up and  Continue Reading »