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Party On, Dudes

Remember what your friends, Bill & Ted, said. Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes. This was the  Continue Reading »

 

Friendship is SCIENCE.

I like this unicorn. He doesn't just accept that the rainbow coming out of his ass is a supernatural force  Continue Reading »

 

Rogue Walkers

One of the most striking things about Rogue One was the Walkers attacking Scarif, the tropical planet, whereas before we  Continue Reading »

 

Does This Look Like a Game?

K2S-O will give you the exact probability of this not being a game. But if you wanna hook up your  Continue Reading »

 

SNIKTx2

Watch this movie and try to keep it together at the end. You'll bawl your eyes out. Wait, no... sorry,  Continue Reading »

 

Life is Like a Hoppy Stout Here in Duckburg

Come and get this shirt now so you can wear it on St. Patrick's Day. 'Cause I know you're all  Continue Reading »

 

Hoo is Bruce Wayne?

He's the original Knight Owl. Scouring the streets of Gotham for that rat, the Joker. Okay, now I'm thinking of  Continue Reading »

 

Lovers on a Unicorn

There's nothing quite as satisfying as seeing two young people in love riding a unicorn toward their destiny. It's the  Continue Reading »

 

Gaming Anatomy

I've always wondered if those things were the aliens themselves or their ships. Turns out... well, it's still not clear.  Continue Reading »

 

Business Party

Here's for all you guys who are into wordplay. It might slip past some of you who are into mullets.  Continue Reading »