Preshrunk

Fellow curmudgeons tired of people parroting catchphrases from movies and TV shows, unite! Let us band together and crush those without the mental capacity to come up with something funny on their own.
I’ve been guilty of this too, but I don’t lean on them like some other people do. Seriously, what makes people [...]

In my all-time top ten favorite films of all time, “Repo Man” is firmly seated at the top of the vein of cult films that run thru the entire list. As far as I’m concerned, it’s got one of the best plots in movie history. Who’d want to sit thru a snore fest [...]

Oh sweet irony. In my last post, I talked about being part of the bearded masses — and the very next night I lost my beard in a freak accident at the barbershop. Needless to say, I’m totally a sad panda over the whole ordeal and spent the weekend mourning and starting to [...]

As one of the bearded masses, I’m totally wild over Turn Nocturnal’s “Beware of Beard”. I mean, it’s the perfect warning for folks looking for trouble — because much like the Wu Tang Clan, I ain’t nothin’ to fuck with…
I’m sort of conflicted over this shirt tho. Why? Well, because it suffers [...]

A big howdy to everyone visiting from shirt.woot.com! There seem to be a lot of you coming down the pipe, so feel free to check out a few random articles or subscribe to our feed. You got here right after I finished taking a little break, and things are about to start heating [...]

There’s no way I’m going to call this a comeback. It’s more like I’ve heard the call and I’ve realized that it’s time to fuck shit up. There’s been a lot of really valid demand the past month or so for me to dust this site off and I’ve kept dragging my feet [...]