“Here’s some advice I wish I would have got when I was your age… Live every week, like it’s Shark Week.”

Tracy Jordan, “30 Rock”

Oh Shark Week… You may have ended almost a month ago, but this shirt from Mediocre Clothing should serve pretty nicely as a reminder of just how brutal your subject matter can be the other 51 weeks out of the year.

People always need to be on the alert because a shark could get you at any time. Even on land.

I lost an Uncle that way. True story. Poor bastard never saw it coming. He was opening the door for what he thought was the pizza guy. The next thing we knew, he was gone without so much as a trace. *shakes head* Nature can be a real motherfucker, can’t it?

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