Gather around and listen to this most excellent tale of a journey through time featuring the Time Lords and their bodacious companions! Once, while the Time Lords were surfing the time conduits, the heinous Daleks threatened to destroy the universe… AGAIN! So the Time Lords swooped in using their radical TARDIS and saved the day! But their efforts cost them their lives. The bodacious babe companions, however, had a plan. They would trigger a regeneration to reverse this bogus outcome and bring the Time Lords back to life! And so they did, and the Time Lords regenerated into one cranky Scottish git who isn’t having any of this stupid 1980s surfer slang anymore! Get back to California, ya puerile infants! I’ve got a universe to save, or haven’t you noticed it’s still on fire?

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