Groot didn’t ask to be made into a Christmas tree. But he’s good with it. Rocket around the Christmas tree can be pretty dangerous, though. I mean, imagine the kinds of explosive ordainments he could put on poor ol’ Groot. And then he’d explode… again. Just make sure Gamora is around to hold him back from splintering his friend again. Or… maybe Star-Lord… Wait, come to think of it, how does Rocket know about Christmas?? Star-Lord must have told him… So Star-Lord would be there, anyway. Okay, nevermind! False alarm! Groot is safe. Wrap this cloth around your torso to celebrate a Very Special Guardians Christmas.

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