Okay, but really, that’s a good way for a storm trooper to get himself Force Choked to death. At what age do they recruit these storm troopers? I mean, I know they go in young, but are they still stupid teenagers when they go to work on the Death Star? Wait, maybe I have this all wrong. Maybe the Emperor stuck that on Vader’s back. Yeah, that sounds like something the Emperor would totally do. That way he can weed out all the storm troopers that chuckle as the Dark Lord walks by. Wrap this cloth around your torso. Just do it. It’s fun.

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