You learn the controls, you follow the story, you defeat your enemies, and accomplish your goals. Just look at life as a fully immersive video game and you’ll coast through it just fine. Just don’t go around killing people. I mean… a case can be made for self-defense, but, in general, people aren’t zombies… yet. They’re their own people living their own lives, playing their own games, collecting their own coins, accomplishing their own achievements. Life is a game, so wear this T-shirt to remember that and be the best Mario you can be.

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