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Dude, it's Jesus... And he's a DJ... What more could you possibly need to know?

Nothing. That's what. I mean it's not as if it's the most high concept shirt we've ever run. But it is cool.

So yeah, `nuff said...

Actually, it might help to know that this design comes to us from our pals at LaFraise. Which means it's being shipped from France. Which means its price is in Euros. Which means if you're trying to pay with American Dollars, you're going to get straight up raped on the exchange rate. *shakes fist* Damn our weak currency!

*shrug* I think it's worth it.

22.00€ | Credit | URL | M: M - 2XL, F: M - L

January 5th, 2006 Posted by Jason Cosper | Mens T-shirts, T-Shirts, Womens T-shirts, Funny T-shirts, Band T-shirts

Hang Tags :: 01.05.06

• A Call To Action: Our friend Goopy has an awesome design up at Threadless. If you love us, you'll go vote a "5/I'd buy it!" on it.
• Speaking Of Shilling: It looks like the 2006 Bloggies are taking nominations. And while we're sure some Gawker media property will eat our lunch for "Best Topical Weblog", it'd still be really nice to be nominated...

January 5th, 2006 Posted by Jason Cosper | Hang Tags

I Got The Beat!

A-freaking-dorable. That's the only way to describe Weeber World's "I Heart Guts!" line.

Well, it's not so much a proper line as it is a single shirt in what appears to be a potential line. My guess is that they're trying to fund future shirts from the proceeds they make off this one. Of course I could be wrong there. *shrug* It'd probably help if I mailed her and asked before running my mouth off... But where the fun in that?

Anyhow, the art is delightfully pop and very kid friendly - which is fortunate seeing as how the shirts also come in sizes for the little ones as well as adults. And while I think the Japanese text is a nice touch, I'm sure our boy Tian at Hanzi Smatter is going over it with a fine toothed comb to make sure everything is Kosher.

Tell me I'm on crack if you'd like, but these designs really remind me of Paul Frank's early Julius and Friends line. Very clean, very simple and very cute. I've also gotta admit that I can't wait for the others to hit the site. Especially the kidney.

$21.99 | PayPal | URL | M: M - XL, F: S - L

January 4th, 2006 Posted by Jason Cosper | Mens T-shirts, T-Shirts, Womens T-shirts, Quirky T-shirts

Wu Members

It's completely okay to hate on me for posting this shirt if you wear anything other than a 2XL - which is the only size for this tee that Manifest has left - but this is my blog. And I really do love this shirt.

So suck it up you skinny bitches... Look, I'll hook you up tomorrow, alright?

Alright, maybe I'm a tad bit biased. During my little hiatus, Derek was nice enough to send over a couple shirts to try to get me back in the blogging mood. Out of the handful he sent over - all of which are fucking fantastic by the way - this one immediately went into my rotation. I mean, what's not to love about being able to walk around wearing a big ol' Wu Tang cheat sheet? It also does a really good job of confusing old people...

"Why does your shirt say 'Meth'? Are you on the drugs?"
"No grandma, it's a member of a hip hop group."
"Hip hop, eh? ... Are you sure you don't ride the white pony?"
"That's what they say about people who do heroin, grandma."
"How do you know that?!"

Besides, isn't confusing old people what fashion's all about?

$21.00 | PayPal | URL | M: 2XL

January 3rd, 2006 Posted by Jason Cosper | Mens T-shirts, T-Shirts, Band T-shirts

Unicorn

🧦This picture didn't survive the wash."Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!"

In fact, this shirt is so full of majesty that it could make Chuck Norris cry. And Chuck Norris doesn't cry for anything. But only because his face would break and unleash an unholy plague of locusts upon the region.

So if you decide to buy this shirt, it'd probably be a pretty good idea if you try to avoid Chuck Norris at all costs while wearing it. Because who wants to be the dude responsible for unleashing a biblical class plauge of locusts? I know I don't...

$15.00 | Credit | URL | M: L - 2XL

January 2nd, 2006 Posted by Jason Cosper | Mens T-shirts, T-Shirts, Animal T-shirts

Blow Me

🧦This picture didn't survive the wash.Is there anything more awesome than a thinly veiled oral sex reference for all of the nerdcore kids in the house?

Well, to be perfectly honest, there probably is. But since y'all are the ones who keep this site afloat, we might as well drag ourselves into 2006 pandering directly to you. And by you we mean the RSS reading, file sharing, viral video watching types. You're what marketers would call a key demographic.

Of course we're pretty sure this is going to miff the Pitchfork reading, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah listening crowd who'd much rather that we started off with something a little more artsy. *shrug* Fuck it. As far as first shirts and new years go, this one's good enough...

We'll pander to all the arty indie kids tomorrow, okay?

$17.99 | Credit | URL | M: SM - 3XL, F: S - L

January 1st, 2006 Posted by Jason Cosper | Mens T-shirts, T-Shirts, Womens T-shirts, Funny T-shirts, Offensive T-shirts, Pop Culture T-shirts