Author Archives: Gregg
Bowling is for Lovers
Written on November 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm, by Gregg
I’m pretty into bowling. It’s one of the only sports you can play between bites of chicken wings – which Continue Reading »
The Raven
Written on November 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm, by Gregg
I want to take you to Baltimore, Maryland, 1849. No, not literally – we don’t have time to get it Continue Reading »
I ♥ Unicorns
Written on May 25, 2011 at 2:49 pm, by Gregg
What’s not to love about unicorns? Seriously? Their horns can cure cancer, they poop rainbows, and they make a tasty Continue Reading »
Thank You
Written on May 18, 2011 at 10:38 am, by Gregg
Sun Tzu knew that the subtlety of battle was a delicate dance. You have to draw your enemy close to Continue Reading »
T Party
Written on May 11, 2011 at 8:37 am, by Gregg
What do a Nobel laureate, B.A. Baracus, the Shat, and an O.G. have in common? I’ll bet my chain-wearing, alien-fighting, Continue Reading »
Winning
Written on April 27, 2011 at 7:36 pm, by Gregg
Toward the end of February, some actor was making a lot of bad decisions. Just days later, the first email Continue Reading »
No. The Facts
Written on March 30, 2011 at 11:38 am, by Gregg
These days, most of us are sensitive to environmental issues. I know I am. I’m not saying I bike to Continue Reading »
Hipster Scum
Written on March 25, 2011 at 2:36 pm, by Gregg
Hipsters are like the Judas of cultural subgroups. They’ll deny their hipsterdom until they’re blue in the face. They swear Continue Reading »
Mr. T
Written on March 9, 2011 at 10:13 am, by Gregg
Oh. My. Word. Sometimes a shirt comes along that is just so perfect that the more you write, the more Continue Reading »
Numbers
Written on February 28, 2011 at 12:11 pm, by Gregg
I’ve got a passion for history, but I’m pretty bad with dates. This. Shirt. Is. Perfect. It’s like the longest Continue Reading »