Some links in this post have been removed, because the sites behind them are gone or have been taken over. The words are still here; the destinations have wandered off.
Toward the end of February, some actor was making a lot of bad decisions. Just days later, the first email hit my inbox:
(Since Sam was "first" here's that link, in case you, a devoted Preshrunk reader, find this shirt to your liking.)
Within a couple days after that, my inbox began to resemble this Google image search:
Suffice it to say, I crawled into a hole for as long as I could, waiting for the Sheen-pocalpyse to end. Only after the zombie hoards groaning "WINNING" had faded into the distance and I could no longer hear the splattering of tiger blood rain outside my bi-bomb shelter did I decide it was safe to venture out once more.
So here I am, ready to review some shirts again. If you have an awesome (non-Charlie) t-shirt for me to look at, hit me up.