People may not always like dealing with the police – but you can bet things would be pretty tense if  Continue Reading »

When E.T. phoned home the first time, he had to make do with a busted milk crate and a ten-speed.  Continue Reading »

I’m pretty into bowling. It’s one of the only sports you can play between bites of chicken wings – which  Continue Reading »

I want to take you to Baltimore, Maryland, 1849. No, not literally – we don’t have time to get it  Continue Reading »

What’s not to love about unicorns? Seriously? Their horns can cure cancer, they poop rainbows, and they make a tasty  Continue Reading »

Sun Tzu knew that the subtlety of battle was a delicate dance. You have to draw your enemy close to  Continue Reading »

What do a Nobel laureate, B.A. Baracus, the Shat, and an O.G. have in common? I’ll bet my chain-wearing, alien-fighting,  Continue Reading »

Toward the end of February, some actor was making a lot of bad decisions. Just days later, the first email  Continue Reading »

These days, most of us are sensitive to environmental issues. I know I am. I’m not saying I bike to  Continue Reading »

Hipsters are like the Judas of cultural subgroups. They’ll deny their hipsterdom until they’re blue in the face. They swear  Continue Reading »