They're sitting there, watching you pee, waiting... planning... There's only one thing that they need. And only evolution can give  Continue Reading »

Here we enter a universe in which the Little Mermaid swam around the world until she reached Hawaii. There she  Continue Reading »

I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.I am Groot? I am Groot. I am Groot. I AM GROOT!  Continue Reading »

The cat's out of the bag. If you didn't already know, now you know. Lincoln was a Vulcan. It just  Continue Reading »

The plight of the Batman is always that of loneliness and serenity, much like that of the samurai. Here we  Continue Reading »

Did you hear that Duck Tales is coming back? I'm pretty sure the best part about it is that David  Continue Reading »

It's just one of those days where giving my all isn't quite an option. Maybe I'm just willing to give  Continue Reading »

Every once in a while you have to just take a seat and realize "wow... I'm made of star stuff."  Continue Reading »

This plucky little fella makes his home in a galaxy far, far away, but occasionally migrates south where one can  Continue Reading »

It's coming up on Valentine's day here in a couple weeks, so I figure this is appropriate enough for the  Continue Reading »