Monthly Archives: September 2016
Who Gave the Platypus a Keyboard?
Written on September 29, 2016 at 9:57 am, by Steve Beaudry
Look at the smug little grin on this platypus’s face. He knows he made a horrible joke and he’s proud Continue Reading »
I Wanna Be the Very Breast
Written on September 28, 2016 at 11:03 am, by Steve Beaudry
Now that you mention it, there could totally be a Pokémon-like group in the Game of Thrones universe. And just like Continue Reading »
Oh no! There goes Tokyo!
Written on September 27, 2016 at 9:34 am, by Steve Beaudry
History shows again and again how felines reveal the folly of men. I imagine all it would take to bring Continue Reading »
We’re in the blog universe, Morty.
Written on September 22, 2016 at 11:37 am, by Steve Beaudry
Okay, Morty, we gotta get out of this blog world fast. You never know what might happen and most of Continue Reading »
Delicious… Too Soon?
Written on September 21, 2016 at 11:12 am, by Steve Beaudry
Just imagine Luke Skywalker walking up to his Tatooine home, seeing his aunt and uncle burnt to a crisp, and Continue Reading »
In Space, No One Can Hear You… At All
Written on September 20, 2016 at 9:42 am, by Steve Beaudry
Some of those warm platitudes can fall flat when taken literally. A rolling stone gathers no moss. A stitch in Continue Reading »
#TooSoon
Written on September 15, 2016 at 12:20 pm, by Steve Beaudry
It was all fun and games until the meteor hit. Then it was a party. All the dinosaurs coughing up Continue Reading »
Who Do I Vote For To Make This Happen?
Written on September 14, 2016 at 10:55 am, by Steve Beaudry
Okay, let’s just say I have this idea for a startup taco truck named… we’ll say “Taco Tornado.” Who do Continue Reading »
I Wanna Be a Stark, Man-Cub
Written on September 13, 2016 at 9:38 am, by Steve Beaudry
Yeah, I’m the king of the sinners, oh The Westros VIP I’ve paid the Hound and now I’ve found That Continue Reading »
Critical Failure
Written on September 8, 2016 at 11:14 am, by Steve Beaudry
You open the door to a small blue box and it turns out to be bigger on the inside. There are Continue Reading »