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Yearly Archives: 2016

Let’s Fly Away

Written on November 9, 2016 at 10:06 am, by

We can do this. We can put together a spaceship and fly it away to, like… Vulcan or something. All  Continue Reading »

It’s a Strange World

Written on November 8, 2016 at 11:06 am, by

Last weekend I saw a very strange movie. Yes, that’s right, I saw Doctor Strange. And it was quite possibly  Continue Reading »

And I Know How To Use It

Written on November 3, 2016 at 9:40 am, by

There’s nothing more dangerous than an idiot with a banana. Except maybe an idiot with a spray paint can? Nah,  Continue Reading »

Ooo-wee! Not again!

Written on November 2, 2016 at 11:01 am, by

Oh, no Morty, we’ve gone back in time to 1983. You know how fucked up things can get when you  Continue Reading »

Killers For Hire

Written on November 1, 2016 at 10:47 am, by

When you absolutely, positively need that target dead. Or captured. Whatever. Most of these guys, though, are big on disintegration,  Continue Reading »

Crazy is a State of Mind

Written on October 27, 2016 at 10:51 am, by

Look, I’m not saying I would definitely date Harley Quinn, but they do say the hot ones are always the  Continue Reading »

They See Me Rollin’

Written on October 26, 2016 at 10:28 am, by

They see me rollin’ my hit dice/They know that my missile is a Natural 20/Yeah I rolled a Natural 20/’Cause  Continue Reading »

Ursula Ahead of Her Time

Written on October 25, 2016 at 10:23 am, by

The infamous sea witch was just a judge forThe Voice ahead of her time. All she wanted was to make  Continue Reading »

Live Long and Prosper

Written on October 20, 2016 at 9:48 am, by

Ya know, I’m kind of glad that the late, great Leonard Nimoy was spared the shit show that is the  Continue Reading »

That Spark

Written on October 19, 2016 at 10:57 am, by

All it takes is that spark from you to make me feel alive. No, I mean, literally. I need some  Continue Reading »