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Yearly Archives: 2016

We’re in the blog universe, Morty.

Written on September 22, 2016 at 11:37 am, by

Okay, Morty, we gotta get out of this blog world fast. You never know what might happen and most of  Continue Reading »

Delicious… Too Soon?

Written on September 21, 2016 at 11:12 am, by

Just imagine Luke Skywalker walking up to his Tatooine home, seeing his aunt and uncle burnt to a crisp, and  Continue Reading »

In Space, No One Can Hear You… At All

Written on September 20, 2016 at 9:42 am, by

Some of those warm platitudes can fall flat when taken literally. A rolling stone gathers no moss. A stitch in  Continue Reading »

#TooSoon

Written on September 15, 2016 at 12:20 pm, by

It was all fun and games until the meteor hit. Then it was a party. All the dinosaurs coughing up  Continue Reading »

Who Do I Vote For To Make This Happen?

Written on September 14, 2016 at 10:55 am, by

Okay, let’s just say I have this idea for a startup taco truck named… we’ll say “Taco Tornado.” Who do  Continue Reading »

I Wanna Be a Stark, Man-Cub

Written on September 13, 2016 at 9:38 am, by

Yeah, I’m the king of the sinners, oh The Westros VIP I’ve paid the Hound and now I’ve found That  Continue Reading »

Critical Failure

Written on September 8, 2016 at 11:14 am, by

You open the door to a small blue box and it turns out to be bigger on the inside. There are  Continue Reading »

The Merc With a Unicorn

Written on September 7, 2016 at 11:42 am, by

Okay, sure, you love Deadpool and you love unicorns, but did you ever think you were ever going to get  Continue Reading »

WARNING: SPACE IS DANGEROUS

Written on September 6, 2016 at 9:56 am, by

Okay, yeah, let’s go ahead and put that space jellyfish down, okay, there, Buzz? Yeah, it looks pretty now, but  Continue Reading »

This AT-AT Is No More!

Written on September 1, 2016 at 11:32 am, by

Can you imagine clapping two coconut shells together and hearing the sound of an AT-AT stomping against the ground? Well,  Continue Reading »