Category Archives: Funny T-shirts
Dance Your Ass Off

Written on December 15, 2011 at 9:52 am, by Gregg
When Kevin Bacon was taking guff from this shitkicker, did he sit there and just take it? No. Not only Continue Reading »
Gorilla Cop

Written on December 8, 2011 at 1:27 pm, by Gregg
People may not always like dealing with the police – but you can bet things would be pretty tense if you Continue Reading »
Home Geeves

Written on December 1, 2011 at 5:25 pm, by Gregg
When E.T. phoned home the first time, he had to make do with a busted milk crate and a ten-speed. Continue Reading »
Bowling is for Lovers

Written on November 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm, by Gregg
I’m pretty into bowling. It’s one of the only sports you can play between bites of chicken wings – which means Continue Reading »
Rats

Written on February 9, 2011 at 10:29 am, by Gregg
I remember fondly my days in choreographed street gangs. Coincidentally, strapping on Capezios and breaking out the pitch pipes right before a Continue Reading »
Cute Animals Smoking Cigarettes – Threadless Thursday

Written on February 3, 2011 at 9:15 am, by Gregg
It’s Threadless Thursday! On Thursdays when I remember, I either pick a shirt that made it through voting and stands Continue Reading »
Time Warp

Written on January 31, 2011 at 12:08 pm, by Gregg
Ah, the Time Warp. The beloved little number immortalized by vampiric transsexuals since the hedonistic mid-70s. Who says the effeminate Continue Reading »
Hikiko “The Mime”

Written on December 15, 2010 at 11:33 am, by Gregg
Calluses. I had calluses on my thumbs from playing Contra for about 36 hours one weekend. That was the moment Continue Reading »
Sans.

Written on December 13, 2010 at 1:13 pm, by Gregg
For a font that’s pushing 83 years old, Futura looks pretty damn good on this shirt. Although it probably helps Continue Reading »
Poker Revolution

Written on December 10, 2010 at 11:06 am, by Gregg
“Poker is hand to hand combat without all the blood.” – Rands I go to Vegas a couple of times Continue Reading »