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Category Archives: Funny T-shirts

Dance Your Ass Off

Written on December 15, 2011 at 9:52 am, by

When Kevin Bacon was taking guff from this shitkicker, did he sit there and just take it? No. Not only  Continue Reading »

Gorilla Cop

Written on December 8, 2011 at 1:27 pm, by

People may not always like dealing with the police – but you can bet things would be pretty tense if you  Continue Reading »

Home Geeves

Written on December 1, 2011 at 5:25 pm, by

When E.T. phoned home the first time, he had to make do with a busted milk crate and a ten-speed.  Continue Reading »

Bowling is for Lovers

Written on November 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm, by

I’m pretty into bowling. It’s one of the only sports you can play between bites of chicken wings – which means  Continue Reading »

Rats

Written on February 9, 2011 at 10:29 am, by

I remember fondly my days in choreographed street gangs. Coincidentally, strapping on Capezios and breaking out the pitch pipes right before a  Continue Reading »

Cute Animals Smoking Cigarettes – Threadless Thursday

Written on February 3, 2011 at 9:15 am, by

It’s Threadless Thursday! On Thursdays when I remember, I either pick a shirt that made it through voting and stands  Continue Reading »

Time Warp

Written on January 31, 2011 at 12:08 pm, by

Ah, the Time Warp. The beloved little number immortalized by vampiric transsexuals since the hedonistic mid-70s. Who says the effeminate  Continue Reading »

Hikiko “The Mime”

Written on December 15, 2010 at 11:33 am, by

Calluses. I had calluses on my thumbs from playing Contra for about 36 hours one weekend. That was the moment  Continue Reading »

Sans.

Written on December 13, 2010 at 1:13 pm, by

For a font that’s pushing 83 years old, Futura looks pretty damn good on this shirt. Although it probably helps  Continue Reading »

Poker Revolution

Written on December 10, 2010 at 11:06 am, by

“Poker is hand to hand combat without all the blood.” – Rands I go to Vegas a couple of times  Continue Reading »