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Category Archives: Quirky T-shirts

Cats Rule, Dogs Drool

Written on April 14, 2016 at 11:04 am, by

People like to say that dogs are more intelligent than cats, but the only way they can really gauge that  Continue Reading »

Time for Warp Speed

Written on April 13, 2016 at 9:48 am, by

Forget the Klingons, we’ve got a mysterious blue box over here that we need to investigate. No one has used  Continue Reading »

Does It Hurt? Every Time.

Written on April 6, 2016 at 9:36 am, by

Rumor has it that Hugh Jackman is actually a pretty good cook. Which makes sense since he lives in the  Continue Reading »

I’m Special Because I’m Horny

Written on April 5, 2016 at 9:58 am, by

That’s the message of this T-shirt, right? Specialness through horniness? Because of the unicorn horn? If not, then it should  Continue Reading »

Cut Off His Ear, Not His Nose!

Written on March 31, 2016 at 9:47 am, by

I’m imagining the story of Harry Potter told in nonlinear cutscenes. Everyone has a code name. Ron is Mr. Red.  Continue Reading »

Nothing Left to Live For

Written on March 30, 2016 at 10:26 am, by

With this T-shirt it’s time to balance out all the positivity of the last one. There’s no hope if there’s  Continue Reading »

Look At the Bright Side

Written on March 29, 2016 at 9:58 am, by

Hey, look, sometimes things aren’t going to work out the way you want them to. Sometimes you fall on your  Continue Reading »

Silent Rider

Written on March 22, 2016 at 11:04 am, by

How does a ninja get somewhere faster than he can run? He doesn’t use a car. Even the most silent  Continue Reading »

Vote Goat!

Written on March 15, 2016 at 11:10 am, by

Vote Goat because 50% of the top 1% of the people living in America don’t have a goat! Today is  Continue Reading »

Something Smells

Written on February 23, 2016 at 10:06 am, by

Do you smell that? That’s the sweet stench of success. And you can’t get it from anywhere else but this  Continue Reading »