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Monthly Archives: April 2010

2 posts published on Preshrunk in April 2010, newest first.

I'm Fat Let's Party

Posted by Jason Cosper on April 8, 2010

I'm Fat Let's PartyI really want to say that this tee is the one I've been waiting my whole t-shirt blogging career for. The one that encapsulates who I am and what I do and boils it down to its bare essence.  But it's probably better if I just be straight with you.

You see, while I am both fat and down to party, I'm normally the guy who makes his way to the couch for a brief nap. That's sort of what I do. Like all the time. I mean, if I manage to make it thru a gathering without dozing off, it's a notable event. And it's not like I get bored or anything — I just really like sleeping.

So I guess what I'm getting at is that this shirt speaks to me. Well, more like who I'd like to be. But it'd really be my jam if it said, "I'M FAT, YOU GUYS PARTY, I'LL BE OVER ON THE COUCH WITH MY EYES CLOSED".

That's probably a little too wordy tho, right?

$22.00 | URL | Credit | M: S - 3XL, F: S - XL

Posted in T-Shirts, Funny T-shirts, Offensive T-shirts, Beer T-shirts

Rated Rookie

Posted by Jason Cosper on April 7, 2010

Rated RookieHot damn! It's baseball season again!

To be honest, I didn't think that I'd ever be the sort of guy to express unbridled excitement at the start of a new season. But here we are in 2010 and I'm ready to spend my summer drinking beers and rooting for the Dodgers.

Like many kids in the 80's, I spent a considerable amount of my youth collecting and trading baseball cards. And while I tended to prefer Topps over all the other brands, I ended up amassing a decent stack of ones from Donruss too. In fact, despite having Topps rookie cards for the likes of Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds and Jim Abbott, the crown jewel of my collection was the Bo Jackson Donruss Rated Rookie card that I somehow managed to score.

So in celebration of all those old hunks of cardboard — and the start of a new season — I'm running this tee from No Mas. It's a design that gives me nostalgia pangs more than anything else, but I'm sure at least a few of y'all are feeling them too.

$32.00 | URL | Credit | M: S - 4XL

Posted in T-Shirts, Funny T-shirts, Occupation T-shirts, Sports T-shirt