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Monthly Archives: March 2011

3 posts published on Preshrunk in March 2011, newest first.

No. The Facts

Posted by Gregg on March 30, 2011

no the factsThese days, most of us are sensitive to environmental issues. I know I am. I’m not saying I bike to work or anything like that, but I try to recycle, I’ve been known to let it mellow when it’s yellow, and every once in a while I think, for just a second, about going Full Begley.

The problem with my environmentalism is that it lacks the in-your-face punch of badass anti-whalers. I can walk the walk, but I don’t really talk the talk.

So I don’t want to be confrontational, but I’m also kind of afraid of making the old native-american man cry. I’ve found the solution, my friends. Broadcast your hatred of water bottles with No. The Facts. Throw it on, and people know where you stand. Except not in a confrontational way. Because sometimes that’s just not cool.

$18 | URL | Paypal, Credit | M: L - XL

Posted in Design Categories, Political T-shirts

Hipster Scum

Posted by Gregg on March 25, 2011

hipster-scumHipsters are like the Judas of cultural subgroups. They’ll deny their hipsterdom until they’re blue in the face. They swear on the life of their record player that they’re genuine, and everyone else is the hipster jagoff.

Well, Mr. Ironic Mustache Tattoo, you can run – but you can’t hide. The Hipster Scum shirt lets you call out your friends every time they make statements like “You can’t call yourself a fan until you’ve listened to their whole discography.” or “The Beatles were way overrated.” Because come on, man. It’s The Beatles.

Yes, move over “I’m with stupid.” This is the internet age. Nobody cares about being stupid anymore. These days, it’s “I’m with Arrogant.”

$19 | URL | Google Checkout | M: SX - L

Posted in Design Categories, Occupation T-shirts, Quirky T-shirts, vintage / Retro T-shirts

Mr. T

Posted by Gregg on March 9, 2011

mrtsophie4 Oh. My. Word.

Sometimes a shirt comes along that is just so perfect that the more you write, the more you obscure its beauty. Like trying to describe a perfect picnic or a you-had-to-be-there joke.

Now is one of those times.

Do not wait. Do not pass go. Put on your best sneer, partial mohawk, and 40 pounds of gold jewelry.

Pity the fool.

$20 | URL | Paypal, Credit | M: S - 2XL

Posted in Design Categories, Superhero T-shirts, TV T-shirts, Celebrity T-shirts