Monthly Archives: December 2011

5 posts published on Preshrunk in December 2011, newest first.

Marioflage

Posted by Gregg on December 29, 2011

Now that the holidays are (for the most part) blissfully over, ‘tis the season to treat myself to a piece of urban flair. After all, I’ve braved the storm. I’ve wrapped up family time without having a National Lampoon meltdown.

And what better way to reward myself for the sanity-bending time with the fam’ than to Deck the Abs with some boughs of badass. Mario’s back. But let’s be real, he never really left. Join me in my new tradition – MeMas. It’s kind of like XMas, but it’s for you. Treat yourself, sweetheart. You’ve earned it.

But look alive, kids. This bad boy’s priced to move. It’s on sale right now, but who knows how much longer that’s going to be. So I say in the spirit of MeMas – this is gonna look bitchin.

Update: They are selling out of this one fast! Only small sizes left. I'll have to look for another MeMas gift. :'(

$30-$35 | URL Mens| Paypal Credit | M: XS - S

When Pigs Fly

Posted by Gregg on December 22, 2011

I remember when my granddad used to offer me a twenty-dollar bill. When I went to grab it, he’d yank it out of reach like that succubus from Peanuts and cry “When pigs fly!” Well, screw you old man. I’ve got my own twenty dollars now, and I spent it to toss in the face of you and your flighted-porcine doubting crowd.

It’s called heavier-than-air flight, gramps. It was probably called “witchcraft” when you were coming up, but now we just call it science.

Next time I see my granddad, I’m going to show him my shirt. And take my twenty dollars.

$32.00 | URL Mens | Paypal, Credit | M: S - XXL

Posted in T-Shirts, Funny T-shirts, Novelty T-shirts, Pop Culture T-shirts, Quirky T-shirts, Animal T-shirts, Artistic T-shirts, Comic T-shirts

Dance Your Ass Off

Posted by Gregg on December 15, 2011

When Kevin Bacon was taking guff from this shitkicker, did he sit there and just take it? No. Not only did he completely destroy him in tractor chicken, he did exactly what a townie’s t-shirt told him. He danced his ass off.

My recommendation? Be like the bacon. Don’t take no guff. And let everyone know what you think. And if that doesn’t work? Start a poor man’s Oasis with your brother. I was going to include a Bacon Brothers clip here, but thought better of it. You’re all welcome.

$20.95 | URL Womens | Paypal, Credit | F: S - XL

Posted in T-Shirts, Funny T-shirts, Movie T-shirts, Novelty T-shirts, Offensive T-shirts, Pop Culture T-shirts, Quirky T-shirts, Comic T-shirts

Gorilla Cop

Posted by Gregg on December 8, 2011

People may not always like dealing with the police – but you can bet things would be pretty tense if you had this silverback knocking his baton on your door. Let’s celebrate freedom from our simian brothers with this cool, and kind of frightening, shirt from fiftyseven-thirtythree.

Although if there were some sort of Island of Dr. Moreau for civil servants, it might be nice for them to make DMV gorillas or meter maid gorillas. The whole poo-flinging thing may actually be an attitude improvement for them.

$30 | URL | Paypal, Credit | M: S - XXL

Posted in Design Categories, T-Shirts, Funny T-shirts, Political T-shirts, Pop Culture T-shirts, Animal T-shirts, Artistic T-shirts, Comic T-shirts

Home Geeves

Posted by Gregg on December 1, 2011

Home Geeves When E.T. phoned home the first time, he had to make do with a busted milk crate and a ten-speed. But the next time he needs a ride, he can just phone Dial-A-Butler and catch a ride on a sassy old-style big wheel. In round two, he's going to get serious about the image he projects on the moon.

Because this time around, E.T.’s not going out like some punk. He’s going out in style. He’s going to let all those G-men on his case know which end is up. That’s right, coppers – straight from E.T. to you.

$24 | URL | Paypal, Credit | M: S - 3XL

Posted in Design Categories, Funny T-shirts, Movie T-shirts, Pop Culture T-shirts, vintage / Retro T-shirts, Comic T-shirts