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Monthly Archives: February 2012

4 posts published on Preshrunk in February 2012, newest first.

So where did you go to art school?

Posted by Gregg on February 23, 2012

Art SchoolNot gonna lie, this one hit a little close to home. As one skilled in the soft sciences, I see the value of aesthetic and intellectual pursuits that aren’t covered in an economics class. But if I put on my cynic’s cap for a second, I get the joke. I think people are afraid of art school because they either don’t see how it makes money, or think that it makes a pagan orgy look like Church Chat.

Either way you look at it, you’ll either strike up a conversation about someone’s summer abroad studying erotic Italian sculpture or get a high-five from the person that thinks Art School is an incubator of sin. In both of these scenarios, you’re on the winning side. And that’s a pretty good way to play it.

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Life is what you M/Take of it

Posted by Gregg on February 16, 2012

Life MTakeThis is kind of like that self-help book The Secret on steroids. And I should know. I’ve been telling people I’ve read it for years just so they’d quit recommending it to me. Honestly, every time I want guidance, I just Ask the Dude. By that I mean I drink a white russian while wearing a bathrobe, and things tend to sort themselves out.

Anyway, this is a fantastic message to anyone who sometimes feels like grabbing the bull by the horns, but is no stranger to those meh moments where you just plain don’t care.

If you’re feeling indecisive, throw on this bad boy and let life decide for you.

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Unicorn Cubed

Posted by Gregg on February 9, 2012

UnicornThis shirt’s got a lot going on, and I love every second of it. Aside from its obvious correlation to three wolf moon and the bitchin’ unicycle (which may as well be called the NutRacker), this bad boy is sporting a unibrow that would makes a Frida Kahlo self-portrait look tweezed.

But there’s a reason that this fella’s kicking up some wizard dust from that badass solo wheel. His heart is pure. He’s a Unicycle Shredder. It takes some unicorn-grade balls to rock a forehead caterpillar like that.

And confidence like that, you just can’t knock down.

On a final note – you know that unicorn totally sings The Final Countdown every time they shred the gnar.

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Respect

Posted by Gregg on February 2, 2012

RepresentThere’s a lot to be said for simplicity. Even though the type seems as exciting as a Victorian first date, the message behind this shirt is clear: Respect. Don't be thrown by the font though. You either love the Pride and Prejudice vibe, or someone you know would respect you for it.

No mystery behind this one, kids. The message is clear. Rep the respect, and respect what you rep.

Sorry for the surprise gangsta rap. Felt like I needed a palate cleanser after all that Victorian business.

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