I’ve got a passion for history, but I’m pretty bad with dates. This. Shirt. Is. Perfect. It’s like the longest mnemonic device I’ve ever seen, and if I could memorize it, I’d feel like one of those robot-people that know pi to the thousandth digit.

As an apology for taking you to a video of pi to a thousand digits, (sidebar, a video that had nearly a thousand views) I give you one confused puppy. Thanks for the palate cleanser, Internet.

So, if you’re interested in looking snazzy while spouting important dates like the signing of the Magna Carta (not the soothing english folk group) or the release date of Zeppelin 1, look no further. Now all you have to do is carry around an index card with a list of what they mean.

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