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Yearly Archives: 2017

I Don’t Remember That Part

Written on July 11, 2017 at 10:27 am, by

Oh, I must have missed this part in the movie. With the giant squid. I thought it was called Suicide  Continue Reading »

You Can’t Take This Shirt From Me

Written on July 6, 2017 at 9:37 am, by

Take my life, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don’t care, I’m still free, you can’t  Continue Reading »

Rockin’ on Endor

Written on July 5, 2017 at 10:17 am, by

This here is what we like to call a pure, unadulterated, rockin’ good time on a forest moon that’s infested  Continue Reading »

WELCOME TO AMERICA

Written on July 3, 2017 at 8:52 pm, by

It may not seem like it most of the year, but at least once every year we Americans believe American  Continue Reading »

Snakes! Listen!

Written on June 29, 2017 at 10:20 am, by

Cuccos. Why’d it have to be Cuccos? Remember when I said that Hyrule is what happened after the Fallout cleared out?  Continue Reading »

Luigi’s Own Show

Written on June 28, 2017 at 10:44 am, by

Let’s talk for a moment about what a show starring just Luigi would be like. It would definitely cover what  Continue Reading »

Bring Me a Shrubbery

Written on June 27, 2017 at 10:19 am, by

So you’re wandering through the forest and come across this gigantic mountain of a man who has a peculiarly high  Continue Reading »

The Secret Life of Abraham Lincoln

Written on June 22, 2017 at 10:29 am, by

Little known fact: Before he was a president, Abraham Lincoln was a celebrated lifeguard. Even while he was a president,  Continue Reading »

The Little Princess

Written on June 21, 2017 at 10:42 am, by

We are getting a huge influx of awesome female role models lately, but Leia was the original awesome woman. And  Continue Reading »

No Man’s Land

Written on June 20, 2017 at 10:28 am, by

As a matter of full disclosure, you should know that I am a man, but that doesn’t preclude me from  Continue Reading »