Category Archives: Design Categories
Marioflage
Written on December 29, 2011 at 12:29 pm, by Gregg
Now that the holidays are (for the most part) blissfully over, ‘tis the season to treat myself to a piece Continue Reading »
When Pigs Fly
Written on December 22, 2011 at 3:35 pm, by Gregg
I remember when my granddad used to offer me a twenty-dollar bill. When I went to grab it, he’d yank Continue Reading »
Dance Your Ass Off
Written on December 15, 2011 at 9:52 am, by Gregg
When Kevin Bacon was taking guff from this shitkicker, did he sit there and just take it? No. Not only Continue Reading »
Gorilla Cop
Written on December 8, 2011 at 1:27 pm, by Gregg
People may not always like dealing with the police – but you can bet things would be pretty tense if you Continue Reading »
Home Geeves
Written on December 1, 2011 at 5:25 pm, by Gregg
When E.T. phoned home the first time, he had to make do with a busted milk crate and a ten-speed. Continue Reading »
Bowling is for Lovers
Written on November 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm, by Gregg
I’m pretty into bowling. It’s one of the only sports you can play between bites of chicken wings – which means Continue Reading »
The Raven
Written on November 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm, by Gregg
I want to take you to Baltimore, Maryland, 1849. No, not literally – we don’t have time to get it to Continue Reading »
I ♥ Unicorns
Written on May 25, 2011 at 2:49 pm, by Gregg
What’s not to love about unicorns? Seriously? Their horns can cure cancer, they poop rainbows, and they make a tasty spam Continue Reading »
Thank You
Written on May 18, 2011 at 10:38 am, by Gregg
Sun Tzu knew that the subtlety of battle was a delicate dance. You have to draw your enemy close to Continue Reading »
T Party
Written on May 11, 2011 at 8:37 am, by Gregg
What do a Nobel laureate, B.A. Baracus, the Shat, and an O.G. have in common? I’ll bet my chain-wearing, alien-fighting, pale-rapping, Continue Reading »