Category Archives: T-Shirts

Asimov

By Gregg | Published December 16, 2010

Obviously, most Transformers know as much about the Three Laws as Michael Bay knows about directing movies. That is to say, nothing at all. However, Optimus Prime would probably dig the Three Laws: 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A [...]

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Hikiko “The Mime”

By Gregg | Published December 15, 2010

Calluses. I had calluses on my thumbs from playing Contra for about 36 hours one weekend. That was the moment that I realized I was spending too much time playing video games. In the 22 years since, I’ve only recently toned down my video game addiction, so I completely empathize with the Spanish mime that [...]

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Freedom of Speech

By Gregg | Published December 14, 2010

I bet when Michael Moore bails out Julian Assange, Julian will walk out of jail wearing this tee. Since they sell all the way up to 4XL, Michael might be sporting one, too. Of course, wearing this tee isn’t going to do anything to protect freedom of speech. Just like hacking Paypal isn’t doing anything [...]

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Sans.

By Gregg | Published December 13, 2010

For a font that’s pushing 83 years old, Futura looks pretty damn good on this shirt. Although it probably helps that I’ve been doing graphic design since I read the first copy of Before & After back when my folks had a Mac LC, good typography is something that everyone can appreciate. You can’t just [...]

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Poker Revolution

By Gregg | Published December 10, 2010

“Poker is hand to hand combat without all the blood.” – Rands I go to Vegas a couple of times a year, but the only gambling I do is play video poker when I’m waiting to meet up with my friends/co-workers. See, in Vegas, you get free drinks as long as the bartender sees you [...]

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T4 Roosevelt

By Gregg | Published December 9, 2010

This entire post exists for two reasons. First, so I can throw some love at Panic for making the sexiest web shopping experience ever. Seriously, go to that page and drag shirts in and out of the shopping cart. They were also the first place with a one-page checkout. Take that, Amazon. Second, they’re getting [...]

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Sunglasses

By Gregg | Published December 8, 2010

I have an unhealthy obsession with two things: t-shirts and mirrored aviator sunglasses. Since I pretty much always wear t-shirts that get a reaction out of people, the mirrored glasses help me to walk non-chalantly through crowds of people while scanning for people seeing my shirt, getting it, and smiling/laughing/giving me the finger. So I [...]

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You’re Not My Type

By Gregg | Published December 7, 2010

This shirt let’s you skip ahead 4-6 months, so you don’t have to convince someone, “It’s not you, it’s me.” Avoid costly dates, having to learn yet another birthday, and food allergies you never knew existed. You’ll also get to save lots of money that you can use to pay for new toys for your [...]

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Kurt Vonnegut, Sports Journalist

By Gregg | Published December 3, 2010

First, let me just say that I fell asleep during Breakfast of Champions and Slaughterhouse-Five. Which just proves you don’t have to like Kurt Vonnegut to love this t-shirt. However, if you like Vonnegut, you probably clicked the shirt a long time ago and are eagerly giving away your credit card information. You’re probably also [...]

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Crows Nest

By Gregg | Published December 2, 2010

If Up was a Tim Burton film, it definitely would have used a murder of crows to carry the house around the world. This shirt is a great reminder to Disney directors to spend more time wondering “What would Tim do?” Unless I missed the plot device where Carl was a cluster balloon aficionado, we [...]

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