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Yearly Archives: 2011

23 posts published on Preshrunk in 2011, newest first.

Cute Animals Smoking Cigarettes - Threadless Thursday

Posted by Gregg on February 3, 2011

636x460design_01 It's Threadless Thursday! On Thursdays when I remember, I either pick a shirt that made it through voting and stands out from the rest of the usual suspects at Threadless or I highlight a design in voting that could use some love.

It should be no surprise that this design made it through voting. This reminds me of SEIBEI's epic "I like to eat cake and smoke cigarettes" shirt from ahem, a few years back.

Now, I'm not a smoker myself, but I love Disney-esque characters doing things that Disney would never approve. Oh wait, nevermind.

$20 | This link gives me points, this link doesn't | Paypal, Credit | M: S - 2XL, F S-2XL

Posted in Design Categories, Threadless Thursday, Funny T-shirts, Offensive T-shirts, Animal T-shirts

Time Warp

Posted by Gregg on January 31, 2011

TimeWarp-TeeFuryAh, the Time Warp. The beloved little number immortalized by vampiric transsexuals since the hedonistic mid-70s. Who says the effeminate vampire thing is new? This twist on the beloved family classic isn't gyrated out by Rocky's pasty British hips, though – no sir. This bad boy is staffed with the time-traveling heavies of our modern age.

When Einstein's big Austrian noggin was wrapping itself around relativity (here's a handy reference for you non-physicists), was he dreaming of a world where Keanu and a Cyborg could live in peace? Yes. Yes he was.

Only pros like these can actually time warp without tearing a hole in the space-time continuum – but now you can rep the valiant efforts of time travelers every time you leave the house.

Oh and for a limited time, use the coupon code FluxCapacitor for 15% off your order.

$15 pre-order, $18 | URL | Paypal Credit | M: S - 2XL, F: S - 2XL

Posted in Design Categories, Funny T-shirts, Movie T-shirts, Pop Culture T-shirts, Quirky T-shirts

The Pisces

Posted by Gregg on January 26, 2011

the-piscesEver since Bedknobs and Broomsticks, I've had a fascination with fish who dress up as people. This is a fascination that is almost never explored since it's a very rare occurrence.

Imagine my joy to see this new series of Zodiac tees and to learn that the graphic for my sign not only has two fish sporting great coats but also wearing my favorite hat!

Of course, it's not the only awesome design in the series. Aquarius, Gemini & Capricorn are pretty sweet too.

If you don't know your Zodiac sign, don't fret. Turns out everybody was wrong about it anyway. Maybe.

$24 | URL | Credit | M: S - 2XL

Posted in Design Categories, Mens T-shirts, Quirky T-shirts, Animal T-shirts